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Posted at 2009.04.29 09:11// Posted in english

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Tuesday, Apr. 28, 2009

Open quoteThe only difference is if a dog bites my ankle, it ain't going to hurt me.Close quote

  • ARMY SGT. PATRICK MARZIALE,
  • a Purple Heart recipient, on adjusting to a prosthetic limb after losing a leg in Iraq

 

 

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A woman went to her priest with a problem...

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' "

"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"

One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!"

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