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  1. 챠오영어 2009.05.04
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챠오영어

Posted at 2009.05.04 09:52// Posted in english

Quotes of the Day

 
Thursday, Apr. 30, 2009

Open quoteI'm pleased with the progress we've made but I'm not satisfied.Close quote

  • BARACK OBAMA,
  • stating that his first 100 days in office have been successful, but admitting that more needs to be done

 

Choose!

Savage Chickens - Choose!

More adventure.

 

Signs You're No Longer in College...

-- You no longer know what time fast food drive-thru windows close.

-- Your potted plants stay alive.

-- You pay at least a dollar more than the minimum payment on your credit card bill.

-- Your friends' hook-ups and break-ups are now marriages and divorces.

-- You attend parties that the police don't raid.

-- You're not expected to leave the room when the adults are talking.

-- You refer to college students as "those kids."

-- You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of just beer, beer and beer.

-- You feed your dog Science Diet instead of leftover pizza.

-- At 6 a.m., you're putting your contact lens in instead of taking them out.

-- Naps are no longer weekday options.

-- Dating involves dinner and a movie, not keggers and Ecstasy.

-- Grocery lists contain more than toilet paper and potato chips.

-- You leave parties because you have a busy day tomorrow, not because the EMS guy has strapped you down.

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CIAO영어

Posted at 2009.04.30 09:26// Posted in english


Quotes of the Day

 
Wednesday, Apr. 29, 2009

Open quoteWe need all hands on deck.Close quote

  • PRESIDENT OBAMA,
  • praising the Senate's 65-31 confirmation of Kathleen Sebelius as Health and Human Services Secretary in the midst of a public health emergency

Work Safety

Savage Chickens - Work Safety

More safety.

 

Cracking the Human Resource Code

COMPETITIVE SALARY
Most of our competitors don't pay much either.

"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY"
We have no time to train you.

"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE"
You'll be here very late, very often -- might as well be comfortable.

"MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED"
Your first four projects are already way overdue.

"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED"
Did we mention that you'll be here very late, very often? And most weekends.

"DUTIES WILL VARY"
Anyone in the office can boss you around.

"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL"
We have no quality control.

"CAREER-MINDED"
Female applicants must be childless.

"APPLY IN PERSON"
If you're old, fat or ugly, that position has already been filled.

"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE"
This job listing is just a legal formality. The position was filled by some executive's nephew.

"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE"
Due to consolidation, you'll be replacing three people.

"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST"
This company is a total mess.

"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS"
You'll have all the responsibilities of upper management, without the pay, title or respect.

"GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS"
Listen to management, figure out what they want, don't ask too many questions and get the sh*t done.

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