Posted at 2009.04.27 09:07// Posted in english

Quotes of the Day

Friday, Apr. 24, 2009

Open quoteTake care to avoid leaving blood on the subject's face or visible wounds on the body.Close quote

  • for law enforcement officials called "Chengguan" who deal with low-level crime such as checking permits and removing unlicensed street vendors

The Final Act

Savage Chickens - The Final Act

A belated happy birthday to Willy Shakespeare!


What Not to Say to a Policeman

-- I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

-- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize I was driving.

-- Wow, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me!

-- I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

-- You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

-- You look just like my girlfriend's deadbeat ex-husband.

-- The question is -- do YOU know why you pulled me over?

-- I was trying to keep up with traffic, and it's miles ahead of me.

-- If you have to ask if I've been drinking, I'm not going to tell you, dude.

-- It wasn't my fault -- when I reached down to roll this joint, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged under the brake pedal.

-- That's a sweet 9mm. You want to hold my .44 magnum?

-- If I'd known I was getting a full body cavity search, I would have waxed!

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